March 2012
February 2012
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“Having bad experiences sometimes helps; it makes it clearer what it is you...”
– Peter Cameron
“I remember at one point (genuinely) wondering if I was, perhaps, genetically...”
Your Song | Elton John
So I was in the car...
Lana Del What The Fuck Were You Thinking Singing This Way On National TV
Lana Del Ok You Sing Good Here But Your Natural Voice Sounds NOTHING Like Your Singing Voice
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
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If I was a girl and was going to prom this year, i’d get a dress with a thigh-high slit.
Then i’d be doing the Angelina Leg all night.
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You know what else i’m beginning to hate? This whole ‘gentlemen’ movement. You know what i’m talking about. Guys trying to put on this chivalrous facade to go with what they consider to be a “classy” look consisting of vests, blazers, ties, and button-up shirts worn casually. You might not look like a typical douchebag, but trust me, you are the douchiest of...
It really irks me when I see dudes on Facebook post statuses wanting to seem really deep and philosophical, when in fact what they’re saying is ridiculously cliche and I just want to delete them from the internet.
I have a book and my shirt in the mail, according to the tracking information by USPS. I asked my mom if I can have the mail key and she said, “tomorrow nalang”, as if it takes so much effort for her to reach into her purse and pull it out.
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
I Can’t Make You Love Me | Bon Iver (Adele...
I want to petition a name change from "How I Met...
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I hate seeing people I care about down in the dumps. I just want all of my friends to be happy.